I believe to arrive is better than to travel. I
guess that makes me a pathetic traveler, and I am one. To me, the journey
always seems as an inescapable endurance I must succumb to in order to
accomplish the seemingly banal task of reaching from Point A to Point B. That’s
of course not to mean that I wouldn’t like going places. But it’s just that the
widely appreciated charm of travel, adventure and excursion has forever eluded
me, making me a ‘party killer’, ‘uninteresting companion’, ‘uninitiated’ and ‘lazy’
among several other things I can’t recall right now.
Initially I thought that’s got to do with the fact
that I’ve spent the greater part of my life at a hill station. Not being the
person with the strongest gut meant that motion sickness seemed a serious physiological
problem that took some years to subside. That means when all my classmates were
busy hiking on school picnics, I was the one realizing what anti-peristaltic
movements of the alimentary canal feel like. It took some serious physical and
mental reinforcements to get past this stage.
But when I did get to move out and around in the
last few years, I realized it was just one of the problems, perhaps the
easiest.
If you really want to feel what a menace over
population in India is, take a Roadways bus anywhere in the
UP-Uttarakhand-Delhi belt. Private buses would have consolidated my point even
more but I don’t want you to risk getting a migraine.
It’s like everyone wants to go everywhere all the
time. And the irony is that everyone’s in a hurry but no one is ever on time! They
say in India if you truly want to know a person, you make him sit through a
sloppy internet connection on Internet Explorer with a video buffering on
YouTube. I say if you really want to know him, travel with him in a Roadways
bus on a busy July afternoon. A typical bus journey on these routes is a fuming
dungeon- a spiteful cauldron of grappling limbs, yelling women, wailing
infants, cussing men and the weak and elderly struggling for un-annexed foot
space. Shoulders, elbows and knees become potential weapons as people start
swarming into the bus as if it were the last ride out of 1945 Nagasaki. Count
your blessings if you’re alone without much luggage else you may not survive
the carnage.
Consider half the job done once you’re inside the
thing which, let me remind you, is no better a technological marvel than what
the Flintstones drove. The tricky part now is surviving the amusement ride that
is a long journey on Indian roads. God bless you if a pissed off elder woman is
your nearest neighbor in the close packing- you might have to endure anything
from belittling stares to the most mortifying way of asking ‘whether you have
mother or sister at home’ when the driver (who thinks he’s on some high speed
chase sequence) rams the brakes. You must love the feel of sweat dripping down
from all parts of your body for there’s no way you’ll be able to take that
hanky out of your pocket. Then someone’s bound to lose their temper on someone
over something like 3 rupees (aka change), who gets the vacated seat, a torn currency
note blah blah and suddenly fresh unbalanced forces start wrecking the unstable
equilibrium.
The music is the ultimate hallmark of a Roadways bus
for it seems as if the industry just stopped producing songs after Kumar Sanu
and Alka Yagnik redefined romantic melancholy in the 90s. And the super heavy
base speakers hoisting the decibel level to concerning proportions will render
your own earphones obsolete. Then there are the hawkers tempting you with the
weirdest products in the most ridiculous tones and ways, ranging from
multipurpose combs to instant constipation remedies.
The site outside the window is no different with all
sorts of advertisements of ‘hakims’
and ‘dawakhanas’ making you wonder
whether you just travelled into an STD ridden African village-whorehouse.
Traffic jams and vehicle damage are like complimentary greetings from Transport
Corporation. The worst of my experiences involve a flat tyre several kilometers
from Moradabad close to midnight and a blown engine 2 hours from Tanakpur- in
the middle of nowhere on both occasions.
When the ordeal is finally over, you’ve become a
believer- in heaven and in hell. But above all you truly realize, first-hand,
what the country and its people are going through each day. All those news
channels with their controversy centric or TRP oriented coverage fail to
capture the all important and often heart rending reality of what we believe is
a developing India. You are relieved to have survived the onslaught but your
heart goes out to the millions who must make it a part of their repertoire.
Actually, this is just a miniscule part of a massive
machinery that is ridden with so many design flaws and working defects that
it’s a wonder it continues to tag along billions with itself. We (have) become
so easily accustomed to (even comfortable with) the scheme of things that its
utter inefficiency and pathetic sufficiency is no more a concern to any of us. We
have no qualms in littering every mode of public transport, stripping it off
seat cushions or lights or fans or other such things which are installed to
make the journey easy, even scribbling our feelings for our “soul mate” on the
backs of seats, hoping that the girl will totally fall in love when she takes
the same bus and seat tomorrow.
All this is what makes me a pathetic traveler. I
never really got used to all this, therefore every bit of this and much more
bothers me as much as it did the first time. And then there’s the inescapable
lull- the mental stagnation of being in a confined space that disturbs my
claustrophobic alter ego. But what do I do about it? The same that most of us
do about the things we cry about each day- sleep out the entire journey.
I am only getting better at it over time.
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